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Caretaker's Cottage.

Cocktail bar · CBD · $$$ · Legend · verified

139–141 Little Lonsdale St, Melbourne

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The one Melbourne's bartenders name first: 19th-best bar in the world in 2025 and Australia's Cocktail Bar of the Year, pouring the city's benchmark freezer martini. Twenty-five seats, so get there at open, then walk to Three Horses.

Jeff's note

Caretaker's Cottage

A 1914 caretaker's cottage behind Wesley Church seats about 25 people and ranked 19th on the World's 50 Best Bars list for 2025. The martini comes out of a freezer, built on house gin held near serving temperature so it barely needs stirring and lands colder and less diluted.

Why go

Rob Libecans, Ryan Noreiks and Matt Stirling took the empty bluestone shell in 2022 and it drinks like a small pub. The freezer-gin method is the tell: less dilution buys a sharper, colder drink than a room-temperature stir can. The list stays deliberately short, Broadsheet counting three classics cocktails, three house creations and one Martini with a rotating milk punch beside them, which is a bar backing its judgment rather than refreshing a menu. It pours at the level that took Best in Australasia at the 2025 World's 50 Best Bars and Cocktail Bar of the Year at the 2025 Australian Bar Awards, and Melbourne's own cooks and bartenders name it more often than any other venue in the city.

Order this / avoid

  • Order: the martini, then its Guinness-and-martini boilermaker. Ask which clarified milk punch is on; clarification drops the curdled milk solids out for a silky, shelf-stable drink. Snacks run to Welsh rarebit and smoked-trout dip. There's no full kitchen.
  • Avoid: rolling in late with a big group. The room seats about 25, one of Victoria's smallest. Come at opening or stand on the street.

What locals & experts say

  • World's 50 Best Bars (2025): ranked #19 in the world and The Best Bar in Australasia 2025, a page that opens Discover world-leading martinis in this Melbourne city refuge and calls it Melbourne's busiest cocktail bar.1
  • Australian Bartender (2025): named Cocktail Bar of the Year at the Australian Bar Awards.4
  • Time Out: a 5-star review calling it probably Victoria's smallest bar.3
  • Broadsheet: one of the World's 50 Best Bars, known for freezer martinis and the Guinness-and-martini boilermaker.2
  • Seven of Melbourne's own, across six pieces. Andrew McConnell: Drink and snack must be Caretaker's Cottage. On point, simple and always delicious. Tom Sarafian of Zareh: hustle a spot at the bar in between the Pitt & Giblins speakers, where I stay until someone kicks me out. Victor Liong comes to try and split the G on a perfectly poured Guinness. Zackary Furst: I love a Guinness, but the punch is always a winner. Mino Han, who runs his own bars, rates the quality of the cocktails as exceptional, and Rosheen Kaul sends first dates here. No Melbourne venue is named more often in the corpus.
  • The pairing, from a food writer: Sofia Levin treats the two rooms as one option, a drink at Caretaker's Cottage or Three Horses around the corner.

Good to know

  • Timing: from 4pm, to midnight Monday to Thursday and 1am Friday and Saturday.
  • Booking: none. Walk in.
  • Near MCEC: no, about 2.5km in the CBD, a short tram or 10-minute rideshare.
  • Pair it: the same team opened Three Horses at 106 Little Lonsdale St in 2026, a sherry-led bar with a tableside martini called the Jabberwock, closed Mondays, two minutes away.

Jeff's take (his words)

  • Order: the freezer martini, then the Guinness boilermaker.
  • Note: the bar Melbourne's bartenders name first. Tiny room, about 25 seats, so get there at open.
  • Pair with: Three Horses up the street, same team.

Verdict

must-visit — Held at must-visit on 2026-07-30, and the industry evidence found this pass makes it the least arguable rung in Melbourne. Seven working chefs and food writers name this bar across six separate Broadsheet pieces between 2024 and 2026, which is the highest tally of any venue in the city. Andrew McConnell calls it his drink-and-snack. Tom Sarafian hustles a stool between the speakers and stays until someone throws him out. Victor Liong comes to split the G on the Guinness. Add No. 19 in the World's 50 Best Bars for 2025, Best in Australasia, and Cocktail Bar of the Year at the Australian Bar Awards, and a freezer Martini poured from gin held near serving temperature. The whole list is three classics, three house creations, one Martini and a rotating punch, which is depth rather than churn, and it is right. Twenty-five seats, no bookings, so build the evening around getting in at open.

Order

  • The martini, gin poured straight from the freezer, so it lands colder and less watered down than a stirred one
  • The boilermaker, that martini with a Guinness beside it
  • Whichever clarified milk punch is on; straining the curdled solids out leaves it silky
  • Welsh rarebit or the smoked-trout dip, since there is no full kitchen

At a glance

  • Booking: walk-in
  • Timing: dinner only, open late, no bookings, get there early
  • Best for: drinks, date, big night
  • Verified 2026-07-30

Who vouches

7 chefs independently

  • “Caretaker's Cottage. It's all about the vibe they provide. You can't go wrong with the experience, and the quality of the cocktails is exceptional.”

    Mino Han, chef-owner · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2026-06-19

  • “you can get a drink at Caretaker's Cottage or Three Horses around the corner”

    Sofia Levin, food writer and MasterChef Australia judge · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2026-04-13

  • “Caretaker's Cottage. It's all about the vibe they provide. You can't go wrong with the experience, and the quality of the cocktails is exceptional.”

    Mino Han, chef-owner · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2026-03-04

  • “Kick on to Caretaker's afterwards and try to hustle a spot at the bar in between the Pitt & Giblins speakers, where I stay until someone kicks me out.”

    Tom Sarafian, chef-owner · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2025-01-22

  • “then over to Caretakers to try and split the G on a perfectly poured Guinness”

    Victor Liong, chef-owner · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2024-11-11

  • “Drink and snack must be Caretaker's Cottage. On point, simple and always delicious drinks, food and vibe.”

    Andrew McConnell, chef-owner · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2024-10-30

  • “Caretakers Cottage is it for me. Everyone there has a special place in my heart and the whole place is inclusive, creative and just pure hospitality. I love a Guinness, but the punch is always a winner.”

    Zackary Furst, head chef · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2024-02-20

  • “Apollo Inn or Caretakers Cottage. Lots of dimly lit nooks and corners, snacks and perfect drink offerings.”

    Rosheen Kaul, chef and author · Broadsheet Melbourne · 2024-01-09

Where

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139–141 Little Lonsdale St, Melbourne

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Key: what the badges mean

★ Michelin star · Bib Bib Gourmand · Green ★ Michelin Green Star · Michelin in the Michelin guide, no distinction · J Jeff's own note · Jeff ★★★★☆ 2019 his own rating out of five, and the year he gave it · new the venue itself opened recently · just added recently added to Jeff's list, whatever its age · 2◆ independent chef/industry recommendations · ! hygiene caution in force · ? no current public hygiene record, not a caution · keep walking Jeff has been and would walk past it · the line under a name says when to go: Destination (plan around it) / Solid (the dependable send) / Listed (on the radar). Under it, where the entry states one: how the room takes bookings, and the date I last checked the entry.

Record

page id
caretakers-cottage
city
Melbourne
group
Cocktails
category
Bar
cuisine
Cocktail bar
area
CBD
price
$$$
editorial class
Legend
verdict
Must visit
how I know
verified
confidence
high
status
Open
address
139–141 Little Lonsdale St, Melbourne
coordinates
-37.80963, 144.96784
last verified
2026-07-30